If you think about it, Guy Man is the exact name a robot pretending to be human WOULD choose
i thought jjba was going to be really long & complicated like homestuck so thats why i avoided starting it for a long time bc i couldnt deal with another conceptually elusive convoluted clusterfuck plotline again but i was very relieved upon actually trying it bc essentially the whole thing can be summed up with simply “big gay vampire with a god complex ruins everything” & thats something that i can understand without question
apparently i’m not enthusiastic enough about satan for google
A thousand other plans were tried and failed. This was the last resort. Halo.
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